Lord Ganesha, Please don’t reside on entire road.
First of all I would like to tell you that I have absolute faith in you and your powers.
You know I get up early in the morning, try to get ready on time and somehow manage to catch my office bus, then for the whole day I work hard to earn a living, till the end of office hours I get very tired. Then the time comes to catch the bus again and reach home late evening.
I want to reach home as soon as possible so that I can get my dinner and good rest for next day’s job.
Now you are coming to bless us, I welcome you with all my heart but I have complains to make that you take a place where ever people situate you (if they are stupid enough they put in the middle of the road), it causes the traffic jam, which causes lot of delay in reaching home.
I request you to give them wisdom so they can find out some better place for you (Nothing can be better than our hearts though), please also use your powers so that they cannot do inappropriate thing using your name like playing vulgar songs at the maximum volume, getting drunk and dancing in front of you.
I hope you understand my genuine problems and you will not take it otherwise.
In the end I have one more request, would you please pass this message to goddess Durga as well (FYI & A) and request her same as after you she will be coming next month.